Rated 5/5

Derriman & Haynes Funeral Directors

56 Ladies Mile Road, Patcham, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 8QF
01273 540168
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Derriman & Haynes Funeral Directors in Patcham, Brighton.

About our Patcham branch

We've been caring for the people of Brighton since the 1980s. At Derriman & Haynes Funeral Directors, based in Patcham, we know that every detail matters.

From handling the paperwork to advising on the little touches that make the day feel right, we’re here to support you.

With clear pricing and options to fit your needs and budget, we will guide you through every decision with care and compassion, at a pace that feels right for you.

If you are weighing up the options, we can explain the difference between an attended funeral in Brighton and an unattended funeral in Brighton. There are more of our funeral directors in East Sussex nearby.

Proud to be part of the Dignity group

Experts in care

Setting the highest standards for care, service and facilities

Supporting communities

Working with charities and carers to improve support

Local teams

Guiding families with local sensitivity and understanding

Visiting us

We are on Ladies Mile Road, close to the crossroads with Winfield Avenue, not far from the grounds of Patcham High School.

  • 56 Ladies Mile Road, Patcham, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 8QF
    • Office opening hours:

      Monday – Friday, 9am – 5pm

Our services

These are estimated costs for a cremation. For a burial, please call us and we'll explain the costs.

Total price: £4,211

Attended funeral

A ceremony tailored to any needs and wishes. Including all religions, cultures, traditions and beliefs.
Our support and services
£3,195
  • A Basic Coffin, or choose any other and pay only the difference
  • A traditional hearse
  • Care in our first class facilities
Estimated third-party costs
£1,016
  • Crematoria fees
  • A celebrant or minister to lead the ceremony
Total estimated cost
£4,211

Optional extras:

  • Flowers
  • Printed orders of service
  • Memorials
  • Limousines and other transport options

Total price: £1,645

Unattended funeral

A simpler option, without mourners present at the cremation.
Our support and services
£1,645
  • A simple, Unattended Funeral coffin, or choose any other and pay only the difference
  • Care in our first class facilities
  • A cremation without a ceremony or mourners present
Total estimated cost
£1,645

Optional extras:

  • Memorials
  • Your choice of urn

The final price depends on what you choose

Your local funeral director will be happy to talk through the options and help you understand costs. You can also view our Standardised price list, Additional options price list and Crematoria prices

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Add a personal touch

A woven willow coffin outdoors, topped with pink roses and green foliage.

Coffins and urns

Choose from a range of materials and designs – simple and understated through to ornate or colourful.

Floral tribute

Floral tributes

Whether you prefer a simple bouquet, wreath, spray or coffin display we are here to help you with your decision

Mourners in dark clothing holding printed orders of service at a funeral.

Service stationary

From a printed order of service to bookmarks and memorial cards, we can help you create stationery that reflects the occasion.

Our facilities

At our branch we can offer the following facilities

  • Included:

    Wash and dress

    Access to facilities for ritual washing and dressing, allowing families to care for the person who has died in line with their faith and traditions, with support from our experienced team.

  • Included:

    Multi-faith chapel of rest

    Our Chapel of Rest provides a peaceful space where you can spend time with the person who has died and say goodbye in your own way, with compassionate support from our team if needed.

  • Included:

    A choice of transport

    We offer a choice of traditional and bespoke funeral transport, allowing families to personalise the funeral and celebrate their loved one in a way that feels right for them.

  • Included:

    A truly local service

    As part of the local community, we have trusted connections with local florists, celebrants, venues and places of worship. This local knowledge helps us make arrangements smoothly, while creating a funeral that reflects the life of the person who has died.

Reviews for Derriman & Haynes Funeral Directors

Rated 4.75 / 5 based on 16 reviews.

Rated 1/5

Called these twice about my stepdad not one call back, never answer the phone either so not recommended by me

Natasha Dye, 24 November 2025

Rated 5/5

Nicky Holness, 9 August 2023

Rated 5/5

After the sudden death of our dad in July 2022, Lacey led my sister and I calmly and reassuringly through the process of sorting the funeral. She read our personalities perfectly and chose the brilliant celebrant, Samantha. All aspects of the funeral went just as we had envisaged and we are very grateful to Samantha and Lacey and the rest of the team at Derriman and Haynes for this.

Mrs Barbara T., 20 October 2022

Keeping everybody informed

When you arrange a funeral with us, we can set up a free online funeral notice – a personalised webpage that lets you share funeral details.
Two men embrace as mourners in dark clothing gather by a large window after a funeral service.

FAQs

We're here to answer all your questions. If anything isn't clear, please ask us.

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