
Coffins and urns
Choose from a range of materials and designs – simple and understated through to ornate or colourful.

Here for the people of Kilmarnock, Portland Funeral Directors provides caring and thoughtful support when it matters most.
At Portland, we know every detail matters. From handling the paperwork to advising on the small touches that make the day feel right, we’re here to support you.
With clear pricing and options to suit your needs and budget, we will guide you through every decision with care and compassion, at a pace that feels right for you.
If you are weighing up the options, we can explain the difference between an attended funeral in Kilmarnock and an unattended funeral in Kilmarnock. There are more of our funeral directors in East Ayrshire nearby.
Setting the highest standards for care, service and facilities
Working with charities and carers to improve support
Guiding families with local sensitivity and understanding
We are on the Union Street one-way system, near Kilmarnock Railway Viaduct.
These are estimated costs for a cremation. For a burial, please call us and we'll explain the costs.
Total price: £4,043
Total price: £1,645
Your local funeral director will be happy to talk through the options and help you understand costs. You can also view our Standardised price list, Additional options price list and Crematoria prices

Choose from a range of materials and designs – simple and understated through to ornate or colourful.

Whether you prefer a simple bouquet, wreath, spray or coffin display we are here to help you with your decision

From a printed order of service to bookmarks and memorial cards, we can help you create stationery that reflects the occasion.
At our branch we can offer the following facilities
Wash and dress
Access to facilities for ritual washing and dressing, allowing families to care for the person who has died in line with their faith and traditions, with support from our experienced team.
Multi-faith chapel of rest
Our Chapel of Rest provides a peaceful space where you can spend time with the person who has died and say goodbye in your own way, with compassionate support from our team if needed.
A choice of transport
We offer a choice of traditional and bespoke funeral transport, allowing families to personalise the funeral and celebrate their loved one in a way that feels right for them.
A truly local service
As part of the local community, we have trusted connections with local florists, celebrants, venues and places of worship. This local knowledge helps us make arrangements smoothly, while creating a funeral that reflects the life of the person who has died.
Rated 4.89 / 5 based on 72 reviews.
Portland Funeral Directors made the planning of my wife’s funeral straight forward. Alan guided us through the process with dignity and compassion helping us to make informed decisions as to what we should do with all aspects of the ceremony. They put us in touch with an excellent celebrant in Sandy Gibson who was patient with our recalling memories of my wife and her life that sometimes we had forgot. We would certainly recommend Portland Funeral Directors to anyone who needs their services
Tom Mcfadzean, 23 March 2026
Frankie Anderson, 17 March 2026
couldnt ask for better service keith was so caring and it came from the heart and that helped me so much to know my boy was being looked after with dignity and care nothing was to much for them they done everything to try help me through the process i cant thank keith enough for his heart felt care it helped as much as it could to know my boy was being handled with care and was safe so glad i picked this parlour as my sons final resting place before i said goodbye to him for now there isnt anything they wouldnt do to help you through the care and love they show is straight from the heart its not just a job to them they are deticated i cant thank keith enough for his support through the whole process knowing my boy was safe made it so much easier on me thanks to the whole team but expecially keith im so glad i picked this parlour as my sons final resting place he definally was handled with care and love thank you all for your support at such a difficult time means the world to m would recommend this parlour if you ever find yourself in this difficult situation you wont find any better anywhere from a heartbroken mother x
Yvonne Webster, 17 March 2026
